How to Quit Drugs Forever
Peace, this is Tiger Hood aka Getting more hoes in one than Tiger, aka that old head with the advice for the streets. Playas Only reached out to me in order to assist them with the high demand they have of e-mails from people asking questions on how can they be better ladies’ men, Ball Harder, know what women like, get their A game in place and all other types of crazy shit. I’m always on the grind, I’m not the Starbucks type to be in there blogging while I sip on a Latte, that’s not my style you feel me? But Playas Only is my peoples for real and after reading some of these e-mails yo, truth is muthafuckas need help. Anyway, our first one is from this cat who’ll we’ll call Joe for the time being. Read his request below.
Joe from Lowell, Ma.
“I’m having a hard time breaking the habit. I’ll be straight up with ya’ll out in Playas Only, I’ve been on Percocet’s for over 5 years already. I’ve tried everything my g, I’m talking cold turkey, AA and NA Meetings, medication to try to rehabilitate, all types of different shit. Nothing seems to work my g. What can I do to seriously leave this drug shit alone?”
Tiger Hood’s Response:
Ayo, we’re going to be straight up with you sun, straight up. If you have seriously gave everything a shot, and you continue going back to drugs, the advice I’m going to give to you may seem harsh, but the shit will save your life.
Now, please ensure you’re not high as you read this, because you may make a very crazy ass decision. My Puerto Rican dawgs have a saying, and it goes like this: a lot of times, jail doesn’t always work out as a bad thing, at times it actually saves people from their own destruction. Are you seeing where I’m going with this? In short sun, my advice is if you have seriously tried everything possible to get off drugs, then jail may be the solution for you. Check out some of the pros of going to jail for a person in such a situation as yours.
- There are no drugs in Jail (that’s not always true, but theoretically speaking)
- You get 3 hots and a cot.
- You get your weight up (ever see how built dudes be when they get out of prison sun?)
- You come to find out who are your true friends and family (this is a blessing sun, word)
- You can find Jesus or Allah or some outer being to further assist you on this journey.
- Did I mention there are NO drugs in jail??
Now, if you’ve never been to jail, you can start with a small crime such as, maybe being caught with all these damn drugs you’re consuming! As a user of drugs and not a dealer your sentence will be light, you’ll probably be rehabilitated and you’ll come home with a lesson learned and ready to get on with your life. If you have gone to jail in the past, you may already be familiar with a lot of these scenarios, so this may not be your solution. In this case, what you need to do is a crime that puts you in some maximum security type shit, which should definitely keep you away from drugs. If you need advice on what crime to commit, why not join Al Qaeda? You’ll see how hard that judge slams the gavel while sentencing you.
One Love and good luck with your rehabilitation,
Need advice? Reach Tiger at firstname.lastname@example.org